It's been a while since I've actually written down some gems, but she gave me some good stuff tonight. :)
I love my mom!
Mom: I hate it when I walk old.
Mom: How do you feel about yesterday?
Me: Yesterday?
Mom: I mean tomorrow.
Mom: I'm sorry you always have to buy my dinner. Not really...
And here are a few oldies that I've been saving.
Mom: I have to find a way to the bed.
Me: How do you make a condom 40% thinner?
Mom: You don't wear one. TRUST ME.
2 comments:
Your mom rocks!
isn't she so funny?? she kills me!
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